Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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