Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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