i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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