if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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