Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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