that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
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Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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