She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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