My first STD was from a foam party
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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