So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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