you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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