Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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