i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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