he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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