Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.