I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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