So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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