so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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