Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Can I color on your dick again?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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