and next time when you feel me up, do it right
zippers are such a cool invention
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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