the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
NoShamevember. You game?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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