Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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