i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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