Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Bring me that man meat
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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