When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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