i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We are all done wearing pants today
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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