what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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