WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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