I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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