i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.