Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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