What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
she told me i tasted like america
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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