doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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