quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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