ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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