I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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