so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
farters have to be the big spoon...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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