Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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