How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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