...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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