I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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