would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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