I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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