If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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