Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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