It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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