i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
