it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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