belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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