Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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