so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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