Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
