I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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