If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
whose parrot is this?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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