Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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