so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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