The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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